MASTERPIECE #3371

Boris Kustodiev, Russian-Soviet

“Hey! I’ve Been Using This As a Dipping Sauce. When Were You Planning To Tell Me It’s Your Cat’s Food Dish?,” 1918

Oil on canvas

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mabrndt
mabrndt
3 months ago

Info, or perhaps links that point to more info, about this artist can be found here, here (archived if necessary), here, here, here (archived if necessary), here (Google translated, if necessary), here, here, here (Google translated, if necessary), here, here, and here (Google translated, if necessary), perhaps in addition to what’s in his Wikipedia page (Google translated Russian Wikipedia page has more).

Last edited 3 months ago by mabrndt
Solstice*1947
Solstice*1947
3 months ago

/// Here’s the Merchant’s Wife sitting at Tea.
She’s well bred (and well fed) as can be.
Fresh fruit, tarts, jam and bread
make a sumptuous spread.
Having twins? No… but does eat for three.

/// As the spouse of a prosperous man,
she indulges to show that she can.
Her pale flesh on display
glows, to wordlessly say,
“I’m no serf with a leathery tan!”

/// In her small china saucer, tea cools.
She wears costly, yet chic gowns and jewels.
To Galina, her wealth
matters more than her health,
she thinks people who diet are fools.

/// Her over-steeped tea tastes like mud
and floods too much caffeine through her blood.
So she tried something new,
and her cat smells it, too.
Her pet’s catnip was nipped in the bud.

/// The cat purrs, gently rubbing his face—
tagging scent on her trim of fine lace.
Seeing this, her eyes spark;
she concurs, “leave your mark.”
Thus, her merchant succumbed to the chase.

/// Galina wore subtle perfume
which did not overpower a room.
She appealed to his sense
of smell, faint, but immense
in potential to seal a man’s “doom.”

/// In the samovar, water was heated
to make tea when the brewing’s completed.
His wife heard it repeated
that her merchant had cheated,
so she scalded his lap ‘til he bleated.

/// She’d made it seem like a mistake
any ham-handed woman might make,
so the unfaithful snake
lies in bed nights awake,
from the burns that continue to ache.

Solstice*1947
Solstice*1947
3 months ago

/// Helen’s manners when eating? Not nice.
Watermelons she’ll gulp slice-by-slice.
Scented juice and seeds drop
down her gown’s low-cut top,
so her cleavage has smells that entice.

/// You may sniff Helen’s hair, if you must.
(Just be sure you don’t show signs of lust.)
But she’ll end up nonplussed,
and you’ll likely get cussed,
if you nestle your nose in her bust.

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