Victor Marais-Milton, French
Yes, the Girls’ Roommate Mitch Had Come Home Drunk Again. So They Did the Classy Thing and Poured Him a Pot of Hot Coffee, Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
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/// Neither roommate was suitably dressed
for receiving a “gentleman” guest.
Bastien, uninvited,
aches with lust unrequited,
so the girls tried to cool off the pest.
/// Since he’d scorned each refusal they spoke,
Aimée poured out cold water to soak
the intruder’s hot head.
(More effective, instead,
would be kneeing what makes him a bloke.)
/// His expensive silk outfit was wet
and he pictured revenge he would get.
They wore sheer negligees
and the flesh each displays
marked them each, in his eyes, a coquette.
/// Bastien pulled up Désirée’s hem,
a rude action she’d quickly condemn.
She pushed hard on the door,
at which point the cad swore
and described how he’d manhandle them.
/// The girls first employed humor and charm
to dissuade him, but he’d threatened harm.
Just behind the door, dripping,
he vowed stripping and whipping,
so they slammed the door, breaking his arm.