Paul Fischer, Danish
“Wow, This Is Really Great Exercise. Especially the Part Where You Stop Every 20 Feet To Pull Your Skirt Out of the Spokes,” Date Unknown
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/// The girls, going out biking, decided
that their skirts ought to be subdivided,
so each limb has its space.
In a bicycle race
there was comfort that “culottes” provided.
/// How each pedaled, at first, was distinct,
but, (new roommates), these women are linked.
Sleeping ‘neath the same moon,
all their rhythms attune,
until now both their cycles are synched.
/// You might think that their movements are random,
but they often go biking in tandem.
The young girl at the rear
attracts stares and it’s clear:
Flash some calf to develop a fandom.
/// Each girl offered the other support
as they practiced their cycling sport.
Biking had many uses,
like providing excuses
for torn hymens that stood up in court.
/// That evidence, (“proof” she’s no virgin),
couldn’t stand even with a judge urgin’.
But hymens, though torn,
could appear as newborn
with the aid of a skilled plastic surgeon.
/// “Tires on cobblestones cause oscillations
which produce what I call “good vibrations.”
If you properly straddle
your bicycle saddle,
you will feel very pleasant sensations.”
/// Boys’ and girls’ aren’t built just the same.
Girls’ are lighter with their unique frame.
I’m referring to bikes,
and that bar no male likes.
Come down hard on it; owwww… that’s a shame!