Johann Michael Neder, Austrian
ABC’s “The View”: The Early Years, 1873
Oil on panel
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Johann Michael Neder, Austrian
ABC’s “The View”: The Early Years, 1873
Oil on panel
Artist info is pointed to in my comment at a prior blog entry.
/// Five old women were guests of Frau Klotz.
At her table they sat, drawing lots.
They had paid her to bet;
one would win a new pet.
But the “prize” hadn’t had all it’s shots.
/// I don’t say that the pup was diseased,
but the winner was not very pleased.
And the five would concur
Klotz had conned with her cur,
a fat “lap-dog” who smelled bad and wheezed.
/// While the women enjoyed “Girls Night Out,”
what their husbands did was in some doubt.
Seeking floozies and drink?
Not these peasants, I think.
More like bratwurst and hot sauerkraut.
/// The five crones who were conned by Frau Klotz
were not frightened away by her plots.
They all sued you-know-who.
(And her little dog, too!)
She was paying them back ‘til the aughts.