Charles-Melchior Descourtis, French
“Shhh, Just Pretend We Don’t See Them. I Guarantee Our Clothes Aren’t Going Anywhere. I Hid an Exploding Dye Pack in My Underpants,” ca. 1798
Oil on canvas
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/// Are The Pranksters attempting to scare
these two nudes when with fish hook they snare
the dry clothes the gals wore
and had left on the shore?
No, the guys want those dresses to wear.
/// A big hazard, when girls skinny-dip:
What to do with their clothes when they strip.
And when bathing is done
as they dry in the sun,
how to keep their duds safe while they drip?
/// If they’d placed them up high in a tree
among leaves where nobody could see,
there’s a chance they’d get lost,
or an alternate cost.
Climbing naked, one might skin a knee.
/// The boys call it a prank— not their fault.
They’ve no reason to think twice or halt.
But their “mischievous” act
in real life and in fact
could result in horrendous assault.
/// Two young gals in their “natural state”
viewed by guys who are longing to mate.
They won’t “reel the girls in”
and convince them to sin.
Haven’t mastered the right kind of bait.