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When Ella Stripped Down To Play Solitaire in the Middle of the Party, It Was Clear She Wasn’t Playing With a Full Deck, Date Unknown
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/// Each time Nonnie plays strip-solitaire
she starts out having nothing to wear.
That’s because she believes
that with no skirts or sleeves
men will see she’s no cheat when they stare.
/// Being nude is how Nonnie revealed
that no cards could be being concealed.
It was “not in the cards”
that the nurses and guards
who were watching were shocked when she peeled.
/// This young girl, little more than a child,
when she lost a game sometimes went wild.
That’s when she wore a jacket
with arms tied ‘round the back. It
calmed her down ‘til she’s no longer riled.
/// An Anonymous work, Date Unknown,
can’t be found by description alone.
Google “Nude, solitaire,”
but you won’t find it there.
mabrndt’s gone, so ID we’ll postpone. 😟
/// Dealt a strip poker hand which seemed hot,
she’d bet most of her clothes in one pot.
Ella’s boldness was praised
by the way the men raised.
She regretted her loss… they did not.
/// When to win the big game is her goal
and opponents have bet a huge roll,
she needs more than just skill
or dumb luck, so she will
make good use of her ace in the hole.