Pierre Jacques Dierckx, Belgian
Elizabeth Couldn’t Decide. Should She Actually Wait For Josiah To Tell Her How Good She Smelled, or Go Ahead and Call HR Right Now?, ca. 1900
Oil on canvas
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/// He is working on limerick creation
and his maid often brings inspiration.
When out loud he recites
each new blue verse he writes,
his flirtation feeds her irritation.
/// She’d been hired by the old poet’s spouse
to help tidy and clean up the house.
The maid tried not to grouse
when he peered down her blouse.
His libido she wished she could douse.
/// He has books in which he looks up rhymes,
but he mangles the language sometimes.
Using license poetic
can be like an emetíc;
this bard ought to be barred from such crimes.
/// He’s attracted and would get romancy,
but exertion at his age is chancy.
Flesh is weak, but his will
is still firm. So’s his quill,
which he uses to tickle her fancy.
/// The man said to his maid In the Study,
“I envision your cheeks plump and ruddy.
Lazy girls should be spanked,
but I won’t if I’m thanked.”
And that’s how the man’s nose became bloody.