Clemens von Pausinger, German
When Crimefighting By Itself Wasn’t Paying the Bills, Batgirl Had To Start Stripping on the Side, 1916
Oil on canvas
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/// “Who’s that stunning girl?” all the men asked.
Elke, at home now After the Masked
Ball here studies her form.
(Being nude is her norm.)
In the males’ admiration she basked.
/// She shows features to please every taste,
whether bosom, nice legs or slim waist.
Her smooth skin (proudly nude),
and that rear view she viewed
in the mirror her front mirror faced.
/// At the Ball, Elke won the first prize.
Her identity was no surprise.
That black mask, when in place,
hid the top of her face,
but that’s not where men focused their eyes.
/// Anatomically, she’s a sensation.
Men undress her with imagination.
And her clothes can’t conceal
Elke’s curves are all real.
(There was no breast or butt augmentation.)
/// Her appearance incited a brawl
among six jealous gents, all in thrall.
Elke’s gown was low-cut
and fit tight at the butt.
Said: “I like masks… but I love to ball.”
/// Many men at the Ball had been miffed.
They’d each offered to give her a lift
to her home. Elke chose
the most virile of those.
(He’s just finished unwrapping her gift.)
/// This dame knows how to pose aprés-strip.
Side-boob angled to highlight the nip.
And her succulent rear
is so tempting, I fear
men who view it will think: “Get a grip!”