Month: May 2024

Alessandro Allori, Italian

“Stand Back, Son. I’ve Got This. Excuse Me, Miss, But What Did You Mean When You Said My Dress Was ‘A Lot?’” ca. 1580-1607

Oil on canvas

Georges D’Espagnat, French

“Okay, I Didn’t Ask You To Do That. Now You’ve Made It Weird,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Mary Cassatt, American

“Now Remember, Dear. If a Gentleman Is Ever Giving You Some Unwanted Attention, Just Pull One of These Suckers Out. Problem Solved,” 1893

Hand-colored drypoint and aquatint

Édouard Manet, French

“Begging Your Pardon, Sir, But I Don’t Even Know What a WiFi Password IS. Are You Sure You’re in the Right Painting?,” 1882

Oil on canvas

Vilhelm Hammershøi, Danish

Dystopian Vision of a Future Where They Actually Do Ban TikTok, 1902

Oil on canvas

Charles Burton Barber, English

“Do NOT Tell Mommy That This Is Where I Stashed My Weed,” 1892

Oil on canvas

Johann Peter Krafft, Austrian

“You Know, I Used To Drive a Big SUV, But When Gas Prices Went Sky-High, I Decided To Switch To a Hybrid,” ca. 1842

Oil on paper on cardboard

Wouter Crabeth II, Dutch

“Well, Technically You Have TWO Pairs. I Would Raise,” After 1626

Oil on canvas