Georges D’Espagnat, French
“Okay, I Didn’t Ask You To Do That. Now You’ve Made It Weird,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
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Info, or perhaps links that point to more info, about this artist can be found here, here (archived if necessary), here, here, here (can be read in full for free on Fridays), here, and here, perhaps in addition to what’s in his French Wikipedia page (Google translated if necessary).
/// These Two Bathers emerge from the river
soaking wet and the wind makes them shiver.
“Give that back, that’s MY towel!”
Red’s response— disavowal.
Blondie swears she will never forgive her.
/// Being nude out in public seems bold,
(and not just the risk of catching cold).
In this part of the woods
where they show off their “goods,”
they had heard that rich single men strolled.
/// All their clothes they’d left under a tree
in a spot they could easily see
from the place where they bathed.
Both girls swam there unscathed,
then they saw two men steal things and flee.
/// They came out of the water to find
only one short pink blouse left behind,
and the towel, now soaked.
Who’d wear which one provoked
bitter fighting and comments unkind.
/// Despite scenes we men love to envision,
not all girls in pairs lust for “collision.”
They quite often get nude
without Sapphic and lewd
couplings they’d both describe with derision.