MASTERPIECE #3279

Bartholomeus van der Helst, Dutch

“No, Seriously. This Time It Really WAS the Dog,” 1655

Oil on canvas

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mabrndt
mabrndt
9 months ago

Info about this artist is pointed to by my comment at another blog entry.

Last edited 9 months ago by mabrndt
Solstice*1947
Solstice*1947
9 months ago

/// Well-trained dog waits for van der Helst’s cue.
The hound needs his consent to pursue
that nearby butterfly
which keeps fluttering by.
Canine instincts call: catch it and chew!

/// The dog stares at her master’s left hand,
and awaits the enabling command.
She’s a loyalty symbol,
while the butterflies, nimble,
for rebirth or for fickleness stand.

/// This self-portrait of Bartholomeus
has some elements meant to dismay us.
He leans back, so his hair
blends with vines growing there,
though his clothing says he’s of high status.

/// Rich black velvet, gold braid and white lace,
frame his pudgy and odd-looking face.
An awkward half-grin
and a cleft double-chin
under eyes that stare out into space.

/// A self-portraitist must strike a balance:
Feed his ego or showcase his talents.
His face should have been fatter,
but he wanted to flatter
his looks, dressed up like one of those “gallants.”

/// Bart was famed for the portraits he sold.
He had patrons to spare— none cajoled.
Yet, self-portraits he drew
numbered more than a few.
Seems his likeness he loved to behold.

/// If you’re poor, as was Vincent van Gogh,
when you ask folks to pose, most say, “No!”
van der Helst turned away
patrons eager to pay
for a portrait or family tableau.

/// Bart was famous and much in demand,
but it seems, for some reason, he planned
to be painting collections
of his mirrored reflections.
(Perhaps he was promoting his “brand.”)

/// From the evidence I’ve got the notion
that this Dutchman displayed great devotion
to the images made
when himself he portrayed.
It’s the essence of crass self-promotion.

Solstice*1947
Solstice*1947
9 months ago

/// He’d tried dating, but it was no use.
Even failed with the girls men called loose.
“Not my fault,” he would say,
“The dog drives them away.”
(But, in truth, that was just an excuse.)

> or <

/// A Dutch hero while still just a tyke,
his fame came as a thing not to like.
Resentment still lingers
over “jokes” about fingers
and how he stuck his into a dike.

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