Wilhelm Bendz, Danish
“Wow, the Lag on this FaceTime Call Is Really Annoying, Honey. Just How Old IS This iPad?,” 1830
Oil on canvas
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Info, or links that point to more info, about this artist can be found here, here (archived if necessary), here, here, here, here, here, here, and here (Google translated), perhaps in addition to what’s in his Wikipedia page (Google translated Danish Wikipedia page may have more).
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/// Hilda Raffenberg’s one of those girls
whose coiffure ostentatiously swirls.
A small picture was made
where the painter portrayed
her arrangement of thick sausage curls.
/// Hilda’s eyesight has never been great.
So, her portrait’s held up by her mate.
Hubby points so she’ll view
how he sees her hairdo:
A tarantula gripping her pate.
/// Hilda’s mother-in-law can’t begin
to critique the hairstyle of her kin.
Should she make an attack,
Someone might answer back,
“You went out with your curlers still in.”
/// Mr. Raffenberg, meanwhile, can’t bear
their obsession with tightly curled hair.
As his barbers report,
he prefers his cut short,
(but in high school it hung down to there!”