Giuseppe Collignon, Italian
“I Don’t Know Why He Always Insists On Driving This Thing. We’re Never Going To Find Parking,” 1814
Ceiling mural
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/// Four huge horses surrounded by crowds
pull the sun god by racing on clouds.
But a Titan-ic thief,
(who will soon come to grief),
hides a torch which in clothing he shrouds.
/// This Titan, for Zeus, had made man,
and grew fond of him, hatching a plan.
To combat cold, dark night,
he’d give man heat and light;
bringing fire from the sun, if he can.
/// From the chariot bright sunlight showered.
Sly Prometheus, ‘neath a shield glowered.
He stole fire from the gods,
thus increasing the odds
that in time man will be solar powered.
/// On his daily across-the-sky trips,
to fight heat from the sun, the god strips.
He gets ego massage
from his huge entourage;
there’s so many, they’ll cause an eclipse.
/// Mighty horses across the clouds charge
with Apollo’s huge aerial barge.
Watch Minerva’s broad shield.
Underneath is revealed
thief Prometheus, free and at large.
/// But how is it that Prom wasn’t viewed
stealing fire, and then why not pursued?
It seems no one reacted.
Had they all been distracted
by Apollo’s sun-bath in the nude?
/// His sly theft put Prom in a big fix;
Zeus did not respond well to such tricks.
Was this bold caper needed?
Couldn’t he have succeeded
simply rubbing together two sticks?
/// Just for being mankind’s fire-giver,
poor Prometheus went “up the river.”
To a rock he got chained
and that’s where he remained.
Fed an eagle, and that’s not chopped liver.
/// Phaëthon, son of the sun, (not by marriage),
got Dad Helios to lend him his carriage.
Flew too low; scorched the land;
shot down by Zeus’ hand.
All because gods, a bastärd, disparage.
/// Did the painter conflate these two tales?
In one Phaëthon tries steering and fails.
Two: Prometheus snatches
fire (before there were matches).
In some myths Prom o’er Vulcan prevails.