MASTERPIECE #2943

Andrew Loomis, American

“Heads, We Enjoy Mother’s Delicious Baked Ham. Tails, We Hit That Swingers Club I Found On Yelp,” 1942

Oil on canvas

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mabrndt
mabrndt
2 years ago

Info, and perhaps links that point to more info, about this artist can be found here, here (can be read in full for free on Fridays), and here, perhaps in addition to what’s in his Wikipedia page.

mabrndt
mabrndt
2 years ago
Reply to  mabrndt

A perhaps more complete bio can be found here.

Solstice*1947
Solstice*1947
1 year ago

/// Gail thought back to that dinner with Barry:
“Grandma’s ham, almost too hot to carry.
But she stood (next to Fred).
We all watched, (I in red),
as a coin flip chose whom Barry’d marry.”

/// “It spins in the air— Heads or Tails?
I smile, though my nerve nearly fails.
We wait for the choice.
Which one will rejoice?
Which name will he call… Fred’s or Gail’s?”

/// “It falls Tails, so the bride will be me!”
Freddy frowned, for he couldn’t agree.
Barry’s smile lit the room,
but their joy turned to gloom.
Grandma spoke: “No! Best two out of three.”

/// When a coin is flipped into the air
It’s assumed that the contest is fair.
Each side hopes to rejoice
when the binary choice
picks a “winner” from one of the pair.

/// But the loser may have cause to holler
and get heated up under the collar.
If the “flipper” betrayed
the mute promise he made—
with a palmed silver (two-headed) dollar.

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