Samuel De Wilde, English
Charlotte Hated Staying at Those Hostels Where You Have To Bring Your Own Toilet Paper to the Bathroom, ca. 1792
Oil on canvas
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Info, or links that point to more info, about this artist can be found here (was born in 1751 though), and here, perhaps in addition to what's in his Wikipedia page.
/// Lady Rose had composed a new sonnet
on a page with her age written on it.
She’d done one every year,
as her birthday grew near,
(all the others she kept in her bonnet.)
/// Rose, when pressed to recite it grew restive.
Even though she had worn something festive.
Her ensemble was grey
like the weather each day,
but she feared the blue band was suggestive.
/// Lady Rose had been schooled long ago,
that a man’s lust is always aglow.
Once, she felt a shoe pinch,
pulled her hem up an inch,
and her groom swooned on seeing her toe.
/// Later on she decided she might
get her hair trimmed, which led to a fight.
Said her hairdresser, Stephen,
“True, the sides look uneven,
but they won’t if you lean to the right.”