Giovanni Fattori, Italian
“Don’t Be Ridiculous, Ashley. You Are NOT Getting Fat. It’s Probably Just Water Weight,” 1865
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2460
Month: May 2020
MASTERPIECE #2459
Joseph Caraud, French
“So What Do You Think of My Work? And Remember, Try To Be Vaguely Complimentary While Also Annoyingly Patronizing,” Before 1903
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2458
Vyacheslav Schwarz, Russian
Ceremonial Presentation of His Majesty’s Royal Breakfast Burrito, 1866
Oil on panel/wood
MASTERPIECE #2457
Adolph von Menzel, German
When You’re Supposed To Be Marching With the Rest of the Knights But You Really Have To Pee, 1866
Pencil, body color, heightened with brush and white, on brown paper
MASTERPIECE #2456
Eugène Giraud, French
As Good a Dancer As Diego Was, There Was Something Missing From His Performance. Specifically, Underpants. 1852
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2455
Telemaco Signorini, Italian
From the People Who Brought You Pilates Comes The Next Fitness Craze: PULL-ates!, 1864
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2454
Jean-François Millet, French
If Debbie Really Wanted Half of His Stuff in the Divorce, Thought Dave Bitterly, Then By Gosh They Were Going To Split EVERYTHING, 1855
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2453
Rosa Bonheur, French
Same Sheep, Different Day, 1865
Oil on cradled panel
MASTERPIECE #2452
Jules Breton, French
Yes, Julie Had a Backbreaking Job For Low Pay and No Chance For Upward Mobility. But Hey, It Could Be Worse. She Could Be Graduating in the Spring of 2020, 1860
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2451
Joseph-Noël Sylvestre, French
“Bruh, Could You NOT Have At Least Put On a Loincloth First? I Really Didn’t Need To See Your ‘Sack’ Of Rome,” 1890
Oil on canvas