Hans Heyerdahl, Norwegian
You Had To Give Kristin Credit. That Was Certainly ONE Way To Make Sure People Paid Attention To Her Wedding Toast, 1882
Oil on wood board
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/// Look, The Girl with Champagne. Cheeks are flushed;
posture’s bad; hair has barely been brushed.
It seems clear that the lass
has had more than one glass,
and that, when she got dressed, she was rushed.
/// Painter Heyerdahl’s model looks “freaky”
and her toplessness proves she is cheeky.
We know “Hans” is his name,
and not “Thor,” who won fame
by both building and sailing Kon-Tiki.
/// Some girls drink and they merely feel drowsy.
Astrid got really drunk and feels lousy.
After ten gins and tonic,
here’s what’s sadly ironic:
The girl out of her blouse looks so blowzy.